EMMA EXPLAINS

FIRST KISSES

Dear readers, it’s a really special time that comes to everyone when you have to face your first kiss, but what happens if you don’t know how to proceed?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I’m here to help you my little jokings and i’m going to teach you based in my experience. Once upon a time I stayed in Spain for a while….

First of all, you gotta make sure your breath doesn’t stink. Brush your teeth several times and if possible chew some gum on your tongue. Second, if you are living corona season as me (it sucks by the way, I do not recommend) you have to ask for a PCR to the person you are going to make out with (for those who don’t know making out means kissing) remember, staying safe and alive is the objective of life. Next, you can think that you have really pretty eyes but the thing is that you don’t, anyone wants to see your eyes while making out and you can see things that you didn’t want to see (their\her/his face), and if you stare at each other eyes it gets awkward and it gets colder (you know what I mean jeje)

Remember guys, always after your “extracurricular activities” you have to get tested for STD’s you can die form that and remember: staying safe and alive is the objective of life.

Yours sincerely 3mma J0ann3 K1ng